"The man that makes the impossible possible".
The Feisty One
"I'll palo yo' face!"
The BoonDobble
The Fish
The Dream
The Master
"I'll palo yo' face!"
The BoonDobble
I don't know what to say about myself. I'm far too complicated even for myself to interpret. A wise man once said,"The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect." With that being said, if you don't know me, pretty soon you'll wish you did!
The Fish
The Fish, specifically the F-1000 Series Model 101 is a cybernetic organism sent back in time from a post-apocalyptic future in an effort to carry out its mission of either protection or assassination. It is living tissue such as skin, hair, eyes, and fingernails growing over a seemingly indestructible metal that acts as a skeleton and CPU. In times of extreme combat the metal skeleton can be seen where patches of skin have been destroyed.
The Dream
Steve Magdaleno was brought up under the watchful eye of wolves when his parents lost him on a camping trip. He grew up to be big and strong… I’m talking about Paul Bunyon strong here folks. And just like previous folk heroes, he traveled the land helping the common folk as only he could... he’s quite a swell guy!
The Master
In a nutshell: Fast Cars (especially Chevy's), Movies, Dancing, Sports, Skiing, Cooking, Camping , Hiking, Fishing (pretty much anything having to do with the outdoors), spending time with my friends and having a bbq with a cold beer.
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The Haggis
Hailing from Bathgate, West Lothian, Scotland, Wee Haggis currently resides in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The youngest member of our Staff, Haggis is our international correspondent with connections in the U.K., the land down under, and the center of all nations (that's China by the way)! When asked to make a statement, Haggis simply replied "I'm awesome cause I live in Australia!"
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